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Steve Martin quotes

American Comedian August 14, 1945

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Steve Martin quote: "She was feeling her bohemian oats."
She was feeling her bohemian oats. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were..."
A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were true.” L.A. Story (1991) – Harris Telemacher (Steve Martin) Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how..."
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them. Steve Martin
The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready. Steve Martin
His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, “for what? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record..."
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period."
I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with..."
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Always...no wait...never....."
Always...no wait...never..... Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three..."
With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't..."
I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he..."
Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours. Steve Martin
I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had a list of all my films right now, I'd go, 'Okay, I'll cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out and cross that one out.' Really. But I've made over 40 films. How can I not have some losers in there? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and..."
when the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginabl? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can..."
Writers block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin

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