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Steven Wright quotes about baby

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so..."
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. Steven Wright
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed..."
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Steven Wright

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