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Steven Wright quotes about kids

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?"
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do..."
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand..."
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child......"
I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually. Steven Wright

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