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Steven Wright quotes

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and..."
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". Steven Wright
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose..."
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I..."
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? Steven Wright
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So..."
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?"
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap? Steven Wright
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch..."
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Everything is within walking distance if you have the time"
Everything is within walking distance if you have the time Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed..."
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Steven Wright

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