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Steven Wright quotes

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "There was a power outage at a department store yesterday...."
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a..."
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children."
Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a..."
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about..."
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?"
How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere..."
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "What is the speed of dark?"
What is the speed of dark? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should..."
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Steven Wright

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