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Steven Wright quotes

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Steven Wright quote: "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how..."
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do..."
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Is 'tired old clich' one?"
Is 'tired old clich' one? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally..."
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a..."
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They..."
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the..."
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "always remember your unique, just like everone else"
always remember your unique, just like everone else Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is..."
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand..."
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a..."
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. Steven Wright
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you? Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright

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