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Steven Wright quotes about thinking

American Comedian December 6, 1955

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Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think? Steven Wright
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time. Steven Wright
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories."
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Right now I’m having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I..."
Right now I’m having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over..."
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer..."
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should..."
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left..."
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. Steven Wright
Steven Wright quote: "Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID..."
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Steven Wright

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