English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Steven Wright Quotes

Steven Wright quote: "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer..."

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Steven Wright

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Sammy Davis Jr. quote: "A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made."
A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made. Sammy Davis Jr.
The rate of human invention is faster, and the rate of cultural loss is slower, in areas occupied by many competing societies with many individuals and in contact with societies elsewhere. Jared Diamond
The writers are writing human beings, and they're writing about the human condition and how difficult it is to function in that condition. I think it's one of the charms of the show, the idea of redemption and working towards becoming better people, for everybody involved. George Dzundza
Man can start with aversion and end with love, but if he begins with love and comes round to aversion he will never get back to love. Honore de Balzac
John F. Kennedy quote: "America has tossed its cap over the wall of space."
America has tossed its cap over the wall of space. John F. Kennedy
John Abizaid quote: "You don't build a new power plant in the United States..."
You don't build a new power plant in the United States overnight. It takes years to build. John Abizaid
Chad Hugo quote: "So I think it's better to say something than not to say..."
So I think it's better to say something than not to say anything at all, even to an ignorant person. Chad Hugo
William Hepworth Thompson quote: "What time he can spare from the adornment of his person he..."
What time he can spare from the adornment of his person he devotes to the neglect of his duties. William Hepworth Thompson
Millard Fillmore quote: "It is not strange... to mistake change for progress."
It is not strange... to mistake change for progress. Millard Fillmore
Lionel Richie, love song, OK, thank you very much, good-bye. And all of a sudden I realized that, in my career, what has made my career has always been the surprises. Lionel Richie
The best managers out there at the moment are Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho but they are at other clubs - Real Madrid and Barcelona. Gary Neville
If we don't accept any common beliefs, we can't exist in spacetime. But when we don't believe in age, at least we don't have to die because our numbers change. [...] When you don't believe in birthdays, the idea of aging turns a little foreign to you. You don't fall into trauma over your sixteenth birthday or your thirtieth or the big Five-Oh or the deadly Century. You measure your life by what you learn, not by counting how many calendars you've seen. If you're going to have trauma, better... Richard Bach
Marcus Tullius Cicero quote: "While there's life, there's hope."
While there's life, there's hope. Marcus Tullius Cicero
We live in a world that is subjectively open. And we are designed by evolution to be "informavores", epistemically hungry seekers of information, in an endless quest to improve our purchase on the world, the better to make decisions about our subjectively open future. Daniel Dennett
Let's trace the birth of an idea. It's born as rampant radicalism, then it becomes progressivism, then liberalism, then it becomes moderated conservative, outmoded, and gone. Powell Clayton