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Terry Prachett Quotes

Terry Prachett quotes

English Author, Writer April 28, 1948

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Terry Prachett quote: "If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why..."
If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can..."
Just call in at the torturer on your way out. See when he can fit you in. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it..."
Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home. Terry Prachett
The politics of wizardry were either very simple, and resolved by someone ceasing to breathe, or as complex as one ball of yarn in a room with three bright-eyed little kittens. Terry Prachett
Don't you *ever* let go?"I haven't yet."Why?"I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to tip the wee out of the shoe. Terry Prachett
Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel,..."
He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower. Terry Prachett
I would like you to teach [the orcs] civilised behaviour," said Ladyship coldly. He appeared to consider this. "Yes of course, I think that would be quite possible," he said. "And who would you send to teach the humans? Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I..."
I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "The world is a globe? the farther you sail, the closer to home..."
The world is a globe? the farther you sail, the closer to home you are. Terry Prachett
What’s this here,” he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?” Oh, we have to have them,” said Newt, “We burn them.” Say what?” We burn them.” The guard’s face broadened into a grin. And they’d told him England was soft. “Right on!” he said Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "The dark moppets of dread played their paranoid hopscotch..."
The dark moppets of dread played their paranoid hopscotch across Moist's inner eyeballs. Terry Prachett
One of the things forgotten about the human spirit is that while it is, in the right conditions, noble and brave and wonderful, it is also, when you get right down to it, only human. Terry Prachett
Silverfish looked down."Oh. Are you a dwarf?"Cuddy gave him a blank stare."Are you a giant?" He said."Me? Of course not!"Ah. Then I must be a dwarf, yes. Terry Prachett
SOONER OR LATER ALL MEN MUST DIE. EVERYTHING DIES IN THE END. I CAN BE ROBBED BUT NEVER DENIED, I TOLD MYSELF. WHY WORRY? “I too cannot be cheated,” snapped Fate. Terry Prachett

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