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Terry Prachett Quotes

Terry Prachett quotes

English Author, Writer April 28, 1948

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Terry Prachett quote: "The universe was bad enough without people poking it."
The universe was bad enough without people poking it. Terry Prachett
Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft. When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "Learni? how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do..."
Learni? how not to do things is as hard as learning how to do them. Terry Prachett
He’sh mad?’ ‘Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.’ ‘Ah, then he can’t be mad. I’ve been around; if a man hash lotsh of money he’sh just ecshentric. Terry Prachett
Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl. Terry Prachett
The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one. Terry Prachett
He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe. Which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see."
Shoes, men, coffins; never accept the first one you see. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the..."
It must be powerful language if you canna make oout what the heel it’s goin’ on aboot! Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "In some parts of the city, curiosity didn't just kill the cat,..."
In some parts of the city, curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it threw it in the river with lead weights tied to its feet. Terry Prachett
Terry Prachett quote: "Even with nougat, you can have a perfect moment."
Even with nougat, you can have a perfect moment. Terry Prachett
What's a philosopher?' said Brutha. Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head. Terry Prachett
If you have let pride get the better of you, then you have already lost, but if you grab pride by the scruff of the neck and ride it like a stallion, then you may have already won. Terry Prachett
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you? Terry Prachett
But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats. Terry Prachett

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