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Tim Allen Quotes

Tim Allen quotes

American Comedian June 13, 1953

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Tim Allen quote: "I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life."
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. Tim Allen
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom. Tim Allen
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. Tim Allen
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels. Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "Never Give up Never surrender"
Never Give up Never surrender Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an..."
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Tim Allen
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "You are a sad, strage little man."
You are a sad, strage little man. Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "I do a lot of family shows."
I do a lot of family shows. Tim Allen
Tim Allen quote: "In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. Tim Allen
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system? Tim Allen
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. Tim Allen
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. Tim Allen

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