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Tina Fey Quotes

Tina Fey quotes about mom

American Comedian May 18, 1970

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Tina Fey quote: "Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy."
Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy. Tina Fey
I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go in and pull the big Republican lever.' That's my welcome to adulthood. She's like, 'No, don't even read it. Just pull the Republican lever. Tina Fey
Tina Fey quote: "You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom..."
You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! Tina Fey
I was ten years old. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue so...I ignored it for a few hours. When we got home I pulled my mom aside to ask if it was weird I was bleeding in my underpants. She was very sympathetic but also a little baffled. Her eyes said "Dummy didn't you read 'How Shall I Tell My Daughter ".... Tina Fey
My parents raised me that you never ask people about their reproductive plans. “You don’t know their situation,” my mom would say. I considered it such an impolite question that for years I didn’t even ask myself. Thirty-five turned into forty faster than McDonald’s food turns into cold nonfood. Tina Fey
Tina Fey quote: "The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield."
The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield. Tina Fey

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