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Tom Lehrer Quotes

Tom Lehrer quotes

American Musician April 9, 1928

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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had..."
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had..."
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you..."
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no..."
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will."
If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will. Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer quote: "On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are..."
On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. Tom Lehrer

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