I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Tommy CooperAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: british
- Born: March 19, 1921
- Died: April 15, 1984
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