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Will Cuppy quotes

American Writer August 23, 1884 – September 19, 1949

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Will Cuppy quote: "Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family."
Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family. Will Cuppy
A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to..."
It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there. Will Cuppy
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours..."
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. Will Cuppy
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you..."
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely..."
There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry..."
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. Will Cuppy
Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at..."
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot..."
Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May. Will Cuppy
Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it."
As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it. Will Cuppy
Will Cuppy quote: "All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it..."
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people. Will Cuppy

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