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Yakov Smirnoff quotes

Russian Comedian January 24, 1951

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I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. Yakov Smirnoff
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "I believe there is a direct correlation between love and..."
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "If love is the treasure, laughter is the key."
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls..."
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. Yakov Smirnoff
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "Never having alone time is real tough on people."
Never having alone time is real tough on people. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can..."
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by..."
It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads..."
We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there..."
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise?..."
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Yakov Smirnoff
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff quote: "We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how..."
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales. Yakov Smirnoff

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