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Airport Security Quotes

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq. Chelsea Handler
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down the belt, while I’m instructed to stand aside and open my bag. To me it seems like a normal enough thing to be carrying, but the typewriter’s declining popularity arouses suspicion and I wind up eliciting the sort of reaction one might expect when traveling with a cannon. It’s a typewriter,’ I... David Sedaris
Warren Ellis quote: "At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was..."
At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers. Warren Ellis
Jim Morris quote: "I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport..."
I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines. Jim Morris
When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All that over-reaction comes from fear and government - bad combination. John Stossel
I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers. David Neeleman
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or Middle Eastern airport and things are a lot tougher. Richard Drew
After Lockerbie, everyone thought, now we've learned the lesson of how to be proactive instead of being reactive. Unfortunately, September 11 came and we know the result. Thousands of people lost their lives. Security totally failed, not at one airport, at three different airports around the country. Isaac Yeffet
Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland security than making us take off our shoes in airports and throw away our shampoo? Lee Iacocca
Other countries, such as Israel, successfully employ behavior detection techniques at their airports, but the bloated, ineffective bureaucracy of TSA has produced another security failure for U.S. transportation systems. John Mica
We put people of concern on the watch list or the no-fly list, so we have a number of layers of security beyond the airport checkpoint. We gather as much information about a passenger as the law allows without profiling. John Pistole

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