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Bald Man Quotes

A bald man made an attempt on Constant's life with a hot dog. Stabbed at the window glass with it. Splayed the bun. Broke the frankfurter. Left a sickly sunburst of mustard and relish. Kurt Vonnegut
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican. Roddy Doyle
Larry David quote: "Women love a self-confident bald man."
Women love a self-confident bald man. Larry David
Larry David quote: "Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a..."
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Poor, chubby Annette Kelper, who desperately tries to pretend that nobody notices the fact that she’s balding on top of her head. That’s right. Look closely — balding just like a man. Perhaps Randy feels sorry for chrome-dome Annette. David Sedaris
And long afterwards, in moments of the greatest merriment, there would rise before him the figure of the little clerk with the balding brow, uttering his penetrating words: "Let me be. Why do you offend me?" --and in these penetrating words rang other words: "I am your brother." And the poor young man would bury his face in his hands, and many a time in his life he shuddered to see how much inhumanity there is in man, how much savege coarseness is concealed in refined, cultivated manners, and... Nikolai Gogol
and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder. For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a little old man, with a bald head and a wrinkled face, who seemed to be as much surprised as they were. L. Frank Baum
Mae West quote: "A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has..."
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. Henry David Thoreau
Christine Lavin quote: "At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr...."
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. Christine Lavin
Elayne Boosler quote: "You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who..."
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. Elayne Boosler
Helen Rowland quote: "The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald..."
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland

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