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Bladder Quotes

I long for the simplicity of theatre. I want lessons learned, comeuppances delivered, people sorted out, all before your bladder gets distractingly full. That's what I want. What I know is what we all know, whether we'll admit it or not: every attempt to impose the roundness of a well-made play on reality produces a disaster. Life just isn't so, nor will it be made so. John M. Ford
for it is often to be observed of the shallower men, that they are the very last to despond. It is the glory of the bladder that nothing can sink it; it is the reproach of a box of treasure, that once overboard it must drown Herman Melville
you've probably noticed that after the first half-century practically everybody gets leaky, they can't keep it in ... hence the cruelty of long drawn-out meals and drinking sessions ... ships and apartment houses are the same ... everything starts to leak ... sphincters, bladders, drain pipes, bowels ... the half-century is merciless for ladies and gentlemen ... worse for dogs and cats! ... with them it comes sooner! ... five ... six years ... Louis-Ferdinand Celine
It won’t be long,’ said Philippa cheerfully, her mother’s ring in her voice. ‘You know what Bess says. There’s nothing in this world a drop of aqua-vit in a sheep’s bladder won’t cure. Stop the Somervilles with a knife! It needs artillery.’ And she blew her nose hard. Dorothy Dunnett
George Eliot quote: "College mostly makes people like bladders— just good for..."
College mostly makes people like bladders— just good for nothing but t’ hold the stuff as is poured into ‘em. George Eliot
For most of the day and night, time oppresses me. It is only when I am at work on the innards of a clock-or a lock-that time stops." "The clock stops, you mean." "No. Time stops, or so it seems. I do not sense its passage. Then something interrupts me-I become aware that my bladder is full, my mouth dry, my stomach rumbling, the fire’s gone out, and the sun’s gone down. But there before me on the table is a finished clock-" now suddenly a snicker from the mechanism, and a deft movement of... Neal Stephenson
Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurt, but you had to tough it out.(Imperfect Birds) Anne Lamott
Stephen Fry quote: "I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to..."
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry
I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes. Alan Davies
Alfred Hitchcock quote: "The length of a film should be directly related to the..."
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. Alfred Hitchcock
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses. Joe E. Lewis
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong! Allan Sherman
Bob Schieffer quote: "My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking..."
My bladder cancer was related to smoking, and I think smoking kills people. Bob Schieffer
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind. Jean Kerr

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