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(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It seems wiser to let him think I’m an aspiring novelist instead of just an alcoholic with a year of sobriety who spends eight hours a day writing about the other 16. Augusten Burroughs
That was the big joke, wasn't it? The answer to the riddle: There was no one up there in Heaven, making sure the accounts came out right. I'd solved it, hadn't I? Cracked the code? It was all just a joke. The god inside my brother's head was just his disease. My mother had knelt every night and prayed to her own steepled hands. Your baby died because of ... because of no particular reason at all. Your wife left you because you sucked all the oxygen out of the room, so you pretended she was... Wally Lamb
Resolution number one: Obviously will lose twenty pounds. Number two: Always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important, will find sensible boyfriend to go out with and not continue to form romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobic's, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts. And especially will not fantasize about a particular person who embodies all these things Helen Fielding
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"You could in New Hampshire."My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you! James Patterson
Meg Cabot quote: "I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't..."
I don't do alcohol. Or other people's boyfriends. And don't you forget it. Meg Cabot
Meg Cabot quote: "And then, little by little, the reality of what I had just..."
And then, little by little, the reality of what I had just done sank in: I had just killed my boyfriend’s dad! Meg Cabot
The wonder is that so many OCDs manage to live productive lives, just the same. They work, they eat (often not enough or too much, it's true), they go to the movies, they make love to their girlfriends and boyfriends, their wives and husbands... and all the time those birds are there, clinging to them and pecking away little bits of flesh. Stephen King
Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands this implicitly; you can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face. Malcolm Gladwell
Jeffrey Eugenides quote: "Olivia lit a cigarette and said, "God, if I worried about..."
Olivia lit a cigarette and said, "God, if I worried about running into old boyfriends, I couldn't go anywhere! Jeffrey Eugenides
Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doingwhat is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important itis to have a boyfriend. Stephen King
Lately, I am receiving numerous calls each night from telemarketers. They're calling with the frequent urgency of dumped boyfriends. At this point, I cannot help but wonder, is the entire telemarketing industry one big, jilted, clingy gay guy? Augusten Burroughs
Rita Rudner quote: "My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I..."
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to. Rita Rudner
One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there’s the kissing. Meg Cabot
One of the biggest - and I would guess most common - mistakes parents make is to transfer their own childhood shit onto their kids. Whatever their joys and agonies were growing up, they assume will be exactly the same for their children, and they let it guide their parenting. I can see the same dumb instincts in myself. When I first started hanging out with my old boyfriend's kids, I found it depressing because I would just look at them and think of how miserable they must be, and how totally... Sarah Silverman
Laurell K. Hamilton quote: "My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my..."
My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers. Laurell K. Hamilton

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