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Buttered Quotes (page 5)

I had to persuade a dog to swallow a pill. I twittered for advice and I got suggestion after suggestion. Most of them didn't work. 'Put the pill in the sausage.' No - that doesn't work. 'Cheese.' No. Then someone said: 'You wrap it in butter and it will slide down.'I tried it and it worked! And I'd learnt how to give a pill to a dog through the magic of Twitter. Neil Gaiman
James Beard quote: "Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods;..."
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; and good bread with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts. James Beard
Some men are friends with the whole world in their hearts, and there are others that hate themselves and spread their hatred around like butter on hot bread. John Steinbeck
I finished my soup and bread and helped myself to a handful of cookies from the cookie jar, glancing at Morelli, wondering at his lean body. He’d eaten two bowls of soup, half a loaf of bread slathered in butter, and seven cookies. I’d counted. He saw me staring and raised his eyebrows in silent question. “I suppose you work out,” I said, mores statement than question. “I run when I can. Do some weights.” He grinned. “Morelli men have good metabolisms.” Life was a bitch. Janet Evanovich
Thomas Hardy quote: "Some folks want their luck buttered."
Some folks want their luck buttered. Thomas Hardy
How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances. Oscar Wilde
End this pathetic deception! I know you're hiding martians in your head!! Gimme them martians! I am going to put butter on them!! Martians!! Grrr!! Jhonen Vasquez
Nicholas Sparks quote: "Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning."
Being with him was like toast and butter from the very beginning. Nicholas Sparks
Mom brought me some peanut butter cookies and a biography of Judy Garland. She told me she thought my problem was that I was too impatient, my fuse was too short, that I was only interested in instant gratification. I said, “Instant gratification takes too long.” The glib martyr. Carrie Fisher
Tea would arrive, the cakes squatting on cushions of cream, toast in a melting shawl of butter, cups agleam and a faint wisp of steam rising from the teapot shawl. Gerald Durrell
Julia Child quote: "If you're afraid of butter, use cream."
If you're afraid of butter, use cream. Julia Child
Wilkie Collins quote: "My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits..."
My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. Wilkie Collins
Kate DiCamillo quote: "You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter."
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. Kate DiCamillo
You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on the fragments in hobnailed boots, but you are mistaken. It would be a genuine pleasure. By an odd coincidence I brought a pair of hobnailed boots with me!' So saying, and recognising a good exit line when he saw one, he strode out, and after an interval of tense meditation I followed him. (Spode to Wooster) P. G. Wodehouse
Dodie Smith quote: "I shouldn't think even millionaires could eat anything nicer..."
I shouldn't think even millionaires could eat anything nicer than new bread and real butter and honey for tea. Dodie Smith

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