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Chelsea Quotes

Chelsea Morning is a great Joni Mitchell song and I guess I'm partial to her lyrics because they show me a slightly different perspective on life. Neil Diamond
No, I love it at Chelsea. I've been here since I was 14, and I'm 28 now. All my friends are here, so I'm going to stay for ever unless Chelsea tell me I've got to go, which maybe one day they will, but for now I'm definitely staying. John Terry
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small penis. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea Chelsea Handler
Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score. Nick Hornby
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. Chelsea Handler
A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next to a guy who’s doing a series of elaborate neck stretches, like we’re about to engage in a vigorous rugby match. He’s neatly laid out four types of gum on his Formica desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, and Eclipse. I hate this guy. I hope to God he’s not a genius. A. J. Jacobs
My hobbies are cooking and gardening, especially growing orchids. I love soccer, my husband and I support a British team called Chelsea, and I also enjoy tennis. We have 3 cats. Juliet Mills
David Alan Grier quote: "I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman."
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier
All I can do is assess the value from Manchester United perspective. Whatever Chelsea do, they may have a different criteria, and different financial assets. David Gill
Roy Evans quote: "Both Chelsea and Manchester United will be challenging for the..."
Both Chelsea and Manchester United will be challenging for the Premiership title next season. Roy Evans
David Shuster quote: "But doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sort of being pimped out in..."
But doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sort of being pimped out in some weird sort of way? David Shuster
Andriy Shevchenko quote: "I still follow Chelsea's fortunes."
I still follow Chelsea's fortunes. Andriy Shevchenko
I had a hard time at Chelsea mainly because I was injured much of the time. Every time I recovered from one injury I seemed to get a new one and it set me back again. Andriy Shevchenko
Frank Lampard quote: "Of course it is going to be difficult for any player to get in..."
Of course it is going to be difficult for any player to get in the Chelsea side no matter who they are. Frank Lampard
Eric Bristow quote: "My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there,..."
My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea. Eric Bristow

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