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I will be very careful the next time I fall in love, she told herself. Also, she had made a promise to herself that she intended on keeping. She was never going to go out with another writer: no matter how charming, sensitive, inventive or fun they could be. They weren't worth it in the long run. They were emotionally too expensive and the upkeep was complicated. They were like having a vacuum cleaner around the house that broke all the time and only Einstein could fix it. She wanted her... Richard Brautigan
Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch. Max Lucado
Dean Koontz quote: "Taking in money, banks were like industrial vacuum cleaners. ..."
Taking in money, banks were like industrial vacuum cleaners. Giving it out, they were clogged faucets Dean Koontz
Miles Davis quote: "WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER..."
WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG. Miles Davis
Frank Zappa quote: "I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get..."
I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? Frank Zappa
Margaret Sanger quote: "Birth control must lead ultimately to a cleaner race."
Birth control must lead ultimately to a cleaner race. Margaret Sanger
Rita Rudner quote: "A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men..."
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. Rita Rudner
Dean Koontz quote: "it will be a world made not bright but brighter, not clean but..."
...it will be a world made not bright but brighter, not clean but cleaner. Dean Koontz
Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats... P. J. O'Rourke
She kept asking herself whether, if he had looked cleaner, she might have been more concerned; whether, on some subliminal level, she had confused his obvious signs of neglect with street-smartness, toughness and resilience. J. K. Rowling
There's an east wind coming all the same, such a wind as never blew on England yet. It will be cold and bitter, Watson, and a good many of us may wither before its blast. But it's God's own wind none the less and a cleaner, better stronger land will lie in the sunshine when the storm has cleared. Arthur Conan Doyle
so my grandmother was not without humanity. and if she wore cocktail dresses when she labored in the garden, they were cocktail dresses she no longer intended to wear to cocktail parties. even in her rose garden she did not want to appear underdressed. if the dresses got too dirty from gardening, she threw them out. when my mother suggested to her that she might have them cleaned, my grandmother said, "what? and have those people at the cleaners what i was doing in a dress to make it that... John Irving
Neil Young quote: "I love it when people yell at me about the environment and..."
I love it when people yell at me about the environment and then I tell 'em I'm burning 90% cleaner than them. Neil Young
Such is life. It is no cleaner than a kitchen; it reeks like a kitchen; and if you mean to cook your dinner, you must expect to soil your hands; the real art is in getting them clean again, and therein lies the whole morality of our epoch. Honore de Balzac
Watching him was like opening the door to a siniging telegram; you know it's supposed to be entertaining, but you can't get beyond the sad fact that this person actually thinks he bringing some joy into your life. Somewhere he had a mother who sifted through a shoe box of mimeographed playbills, pouring herself another drink and wondering when her son would come to his senses and swallow some drain cleaner. David Sedaris

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