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Beware of faking: people will believe you. People believe those who sell lotions that make lost hair grow back. They sense instinctively that the salesman is putting together truths that don't go together, that he's not being logical, that he's not speaking in good faith. But they've been told that God is mysterious, unfathomable, so to them incoherence is the closest thing to God. The farfetched is the closest thing to miracle. Umberto Eco
The closest thing that comes to how the day felt is when you wipe back to front. You're on the toilet. You're not thinking, and you smear shit on the back of your hanging-down wrinkled ball skin. The more you try to wipe it clean, the skin stretches and the mess keeps getting bigger. The thin layer of shit spreads into the hair and down your thighs. That's how a day like this, how it feels to keep secret. Chuck Palahniuk
Steig Larsson quote: "Faste knew better than to argue with a doctor, since they were..."
Faste knew better than to argue with a doctor, since they were the closest things to God's representatives here on Earth. Steig Larsson
Carson McCullers quote: "The closest thing to being cared for is to care for someone else."
The closest thing to being cared for is to care for someone else. Carson McCullers
The Bibliotheque du Roi then gives you the closest thing that currently exists to God's understanding of the world."And yet with a bigger library we could come ever so much closer. Neal Stephenson
Hitchhiking around Canada with a buddy after my senior year of college was the closest thing to an adventure I'd ever had, and given the cheerful, helpful nature of most Canadians, it wasn't much of an adventure. Stephen King
Roddy the assistant manager lived in the theater. He'd emptied out one of the supply closets. He'd installed an inflatable mattress, a Shower Anywhere portable shower, and a wee television. He slept amid the powdered-butter fumes and empty drink-syrup tanks. He had grub-white skin and Goth circles under his eyes that, unlike those of Goths, came from really, truly existing half in the world of the dead. He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce. He was almost forty but had... Patton Oswalt
Michael Symon quote: "When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so..."
When I met my wife 20 plus years ago, she was a vegetarian, so I was the closest thing to the devil that she had ever met. Michael Symon
Jon Postel quote: "I think they called me the closest thing to a God of the..."
I think they called me the closest thing to a God of the Internet. Jon Postel
I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture. John Mayall
The closest thing to a law of nature in business is that form has an affinity for expense, while substance has an affinity for income. Dee Hock
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. Robin Williams
I had the closest thing I have ever had to an out-of-body experience lying in bed one morning. I turned on the 'Today' programme and item four on the news was: 'The shadow chancellor has ruled himself out of the leadership.' I lay there thinking that's interesting, then I realised it was me. George Osborne
Edwin Louis Cole quote: "Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us..."
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth. Edwin Louis Cole
Devon Sawa quote: "Final Destination was the closest thing I've done to a teen..."
Final Destination was the closest thing I've done to a teen movie but it certainly had an edge to it. Devon Sawa

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