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Constipation Quotes

Samuel Beckett quote: "Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians."
Constipation is a sign of good health in pomeranians. Samuel Beckett
Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world, on par with despicable men who commit domestic violence and narrow-minded religious fundamentalists. Haruki Murakami
Marvin Gaye quote: "I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being..."
I wish that being famous helped prevent me from being constipated. Marvin Gaye
WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO- THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION! Harry started to laugh. He heard a weak sort of moan beside him and looked round to see Mrs. Weasley gazing, dumbfounded, at the poster. Her lips moved, silently mouthing the name 'U-No-Poo. J. K. Rowling
Dreams are the psyche's way of taking a good dump every now and then. And that people who dream - or don't dream in a way they can often remember when they wake up - are mentally constipated in some way. Stephen King
I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated. W. H. Auden
Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation! J. K. Rowling
It's the business of movies, it's the fights that go along with the level of budget, and more than anything, it's the creative constipation of having to live with one idea for two or three years. It's just not that fun. Matt Stone
And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had doctors that were telling me... of course, a lot of this has to do with science - progressing. Cybill Shepherd
Like anything else that happens on its own, the act of writing is beyond currency. Money is great stuff to have, but when it comes to the act of creation, the best thing is not to think of money too much. It constipates the whole process. Stephen King
Washington Irving quote: "I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!"
I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! Washington Irving

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