Cops Quotes (page 5)
![Dennis Miller quote: "A recent police study found that you're much more likely to..."](/pic/222305/600x316/quotation-dennis-miller-a-recent-police-study-found-that-youre-much-more.jpg)
![Tim Meadows quote: "I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had..."](/pic/219993/600x316/quotation-tim-meadows-ive-never-been-arrested-ive-been-stopped.jpg)
![Paul M. Glaser quote: "No, the seventies was a totally different sensibility and that..."](/pic/212770/600x316/quotation-paul-m-glaser-no-the-seventies-was-a-totally-different.jpg)
![Brad Garrett quote: "We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our..."](/pic/209483/600x316/quotation-brad-garrett-we-dont-take-care-of-our-teachers-and-our-cops.jpg)
![Jeff Foxworthy quote: "If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop..."](/pic/205265/600x316/quotation-jeff-foxworthy-if-your-neighbors-think-youre-a-detective.jpg)
I had a happy, dramafree youth, growing up in an upper-middle-class neighborhood in Dallas, Texas. The only thing that was slightly unusual compared to most of my friends was that I was an only child... I don't think that's why my parents gave me a dummy, at least they've never copped to it.
Jeff Dunham