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Divorce Lawyers Quotes

Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. Craig Ferguson
I became one of those annoying people who always say Ciao! Only I was extra annoying, since I would always explain where the word ciao comes from. (If you must know, it's an abbreviation of a phrase used by medieval Venetians as an intimate salutation: Sono il suo schiavo! Meaning: "I am your slave!") Just speaking these words made me feel sexy and happy. My divorce lawyer told me not to worry; she said she had one client (Korean by heritage) who, after a yucky divorce, legally changed her... Elizabeth Gilbert
He did not want an affair with his boss. He did not even want a one-night stand. Because what always happened was that people found out, gossip at the water cooler, meaningful looks in the hallway. And sooner or later the spouses found out. It always happened. Slammed doors, divorce lawyers, child custody. Michael Crichton
Marvin Mitchelson quote: "A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. Marvin Mitchelson
Garry Trudeau quote: "In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad..."
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. Garry Trudeau
Lucille Ball quote: "How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce..."
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. Lucille Ball
Cary Grant quote: "Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. Cary Grant
Hedy Lamarr quote: "Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case..."
Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one. Hedy Lamarr
What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce. Claire Trevor
She seemed to mean what she said. She said pretty much this: I retained some lawyers, I have to move on with my life, I am divorcing you, and then she added, I need money. Dennis Kozlowski
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr

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