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Donut Quotes

Matt Groening quote: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? Matt Groening
If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer. It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . Lewis Black
Franco Harris quote: "Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture..."
Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts. Franco Harris
I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Rachael Ray
Janet Evanovich quote: "I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week."
I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week. Janet Evanovich
Oscar Wilde quote: "The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole."
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. Oscar Wilde
...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best t-shirt. Janet Evanovich
Tom Robbins quote: "If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole?"
If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole? Tom Robbins
Baptists: I'm a pious guy, but even I have my limits. I draw the line right around spending 8 hours in church every Sunday. Church should be a solemn 45 minutes to sit quietly and feel guilty, with donuts at the end to make you feel better. I don't go in for a full day of singing and dancing and rejoicing, no matter how nice the hats are. I prefer my Gospel monotonously droned to me from a pulpit, thank you very much. Stephen Colbert
Stephen King quote: "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut."
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Stephen King
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up. Jack LaLanne
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut? Jack LaLanne
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. Robert Klein
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking. Joe Biden
John Belushi quote: "I owe it all to little chocolate donuts."
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. John Belushi

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