English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Dryer Quotes

Jodi Picoult quote: "I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a..."
I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer. Jodi Picoult
Steven Wright quote: "I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it..."
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. Steven Wright
Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them they remind me that I'm doing fairly well. "No more laundromat for you," they hum. My stove, a downer, tells me every day that I can't cook, and before I can defend myself my scale jumps in, shouting from the bathroom, "Well, he must be doing something. My numbers are off the charts." The skeleton has a much more limited vocabulary and says only one thing:... David Sedaris
Elizabeth Moon quote: "Normal' is a dryer setting."
Normal' is a dryer setting. Elizabeth Moon
Because these wings are no longer wings to fly But merely vans to beat the air. The air which is now thoroughly small and dry. Smaller and dryer than the will. Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still T. S. Eliot
Meena wasn't sure which she found more disturbing: that she'd been hunting her ex-boyfriend's murderous wife with a hair dryer beneath the streets of Manhattan, or that when she opened her eyes after having been knocked unconscious by this person, she realized she'd been rescued by another one of her ex-boyfriends. Meg Cabot
Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire."I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer."Whoa." Dillon said."It wasn't my fault," I told him."Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up. Janet Evanovich
David Foster Wallace quote: "My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it."
My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it. David Foster Wallace
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but..."
On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair. Chuck Palahniuk
It's rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn't wear an uplift bra. Helen Fielding
Bob Feller quote: "Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than..."
Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than baseball equipment. Bob Feller
Taylor Dane quote: "All you needed back then was a blow dryer and a dream."
All you needed back then was a blow dryer and a dream. Taylor Dane
My hair is naturally curly, and in the 80's, even though I experimented with different lengths, I generally wore it curly. Since then, I've learned how to use a blow dryer and flat iron. Susanna Hoffs
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really. Scott Thompson
Vidal Sassoon quote: "Women were going back to work, they were assuming their own..."
Women were going back to work, they were assuming their own power. They didn't have time to sit under the dryer. Vidal Sassoon

Popular Topics

Popular Author