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Ex-Wife Quotes

Fuck what is written," Landsman says. “You know what?" All at once he feels weary of ganefs and prophets, guns and sacrifices and the infinite gangster weight of God. He's tired of hearing about the promised land and the inevitable bloodshed required for its redemption. “I don't care what is written. I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is that he was ready to cut his own son's throat for the sake of a hare-brained idea. I don't care about... Michael Chabon
Michael Connelly quote: "You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an..."
You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you. Michael Connelly
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing."Melvin Baylor - Seven Up Janet Evanovich
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore. Richard Ford
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is that he was ready to cut his own son's throat for the sake of a hare-brained idea. I don't care about red heifers and patriarchs and locusts. A bunch of old bones in the sand. My homeland is in my hat. It's in my ex-wife's tote bag. Michael Chabon
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings towrd your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She thinks I changed my name to motherfucker. Elizabeth Gilbert
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia. Paul Gascoigne
George Foreman quote: "You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can..."
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. George Foreman
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Richard Pryor
My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes. Louis C. K.
Shelley Winters quote: "Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his..."
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. Shelley Winters
Dave Pelzer quote: "I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife."
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. Dave Pelzer
Scott Weiland quote: "I want my ex-wife and children to be happy."
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. Scott Weiland
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out. Taryn Manning
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I've ever done it. Gabriel Byrne

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