Faucet Quotes
![Marcel Duchamp quote: "Among our articles of lazy hardware, I recommend the faucet..."](/pic/391425/600x316/quotation-marcel-duchamp-among-our-articles-of-lazy-hardware-i-recommend.jpg)
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Can I? Yeah. You bet I can. There's a million things in this world can't do. Couldn't hit a curve ball, even back in high school. Can't fix a leaky faucet. Can't roller-skate or make an F-chord on the guitar that sounds like anything but shit. I have tried twice to be married and couldn't do it either time. But if you want me to take you away, to scare you or involve you or make you cry or grin, yeah. I can. I can bring it to you and keep bringing it until you holler uncle. I am able. I CAN.
Stephen King
These were the things that built the world. Not to know or care about them was a betrayal of fundamental principles, a betrayal of gender, of species. What could be more useless than a man who couldn't fix a dripping faucet—fundamentally useless, dead to history, to the messages in his genes? I wasn't sure I disagreed.
Don DeLillo
![Bill Watterson quote: "You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to..."](/pic/316013/600x316/quotation-bill-watterson-you-cant-just-turn-on-creativity-like-a-faucet.jpg)