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Call listened with amusement--not that the incident hadn't been terrible. Being decapitated was a grisly fate, whether you were a Yankee or not. But then, amusing things happened in battle, as they did in the rest of life. Some of the funniest things he had ever witnessed had occurred during battles. He had always found it more satisfying to laugh on a battlefield than anywhere else, for if you lived to laugh on a battlefield, you could feel you had earned the laugh. But if you just... Larry McMurtry
Neil Gaiman quote: "You shone like a star. The funniest, wisest writer & the..."
You shone like a star. The funniest, wisest writer & the finest friend Neil Gaiman
Ah, Antonio, it IS the noblest sport that ever was. I would give a year of my life to see it. Is the bull always killed?"? "Yes. Sometimes a bull is timid, finding himself in so strange a place, and he stands trembling, or tries to retreat. Then everybody despises him for his cowardice and wants him punished and made ridiculous; so they hough him from behind, and it is the funniest thing in the world to see him hobbling around on his severed legs; the whole vast house goes into hurricanes of... Mark Twain
Mel Brooks quote: "I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of..."
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. Mel Brooks
Confucius quote: "The funniest people are the saddest once"
The funniest people are the saddest once Confucius
Muhammad Ali quote: "Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. Muhammad Ali
George Bernard Shaw quote: "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke..."
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. George Bernard Shaw
The nicest veterans in Schenectady, I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. Kurt Vonnegut
I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America's Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn't all that funny if you think about it. Meg Cabot
My best friend growing up really put the bug in my ear about acting. We created this one hour-and-a-half improv play when we were 10 or 11 and performed it at the library. We just played off each other so well and had the best time doing it and the funniest part was, we wound up having packed houses, other people loved it too. Katherine Moennig
The funniest thing happened in one of my first scenes. In the beginning Emma was really arrogant and punk and in every scene she would slam the door when she walked in or out. Dannii Minogue
David Alan Grier quote: "I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman."
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier
Bruce Greenwood quote: "Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest..."
Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years. Bruce Greenwood
Henry Louis Gates quote: "My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx..."
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. Henry Louis Gates
The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. Ted Demme

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