English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Funniness Quotes (page 24)

Henry Kissinger. How I'm missing yer. You're the Doctor of my dreams. With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare. And your Machiavellian schemes. I know they say that you are very vain. And short and fat and pushy. But at least you're not insane. Henry Kissinger. How I'm missing yer. And wishing you were here. Henry Kissinger. How I'm missing yer. You're so chubby and so neat. With your funny clothes and your squishy nose. You're like a German parakeet. All right so people say that you... Graham Chapman
C. S. Lewis quote: "It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer..."
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. C. S. Lewis
David Sedaris quote: "It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're..."
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. David Sedaris
Another reason is that the letters are almost always funny, offering readers the spectacle of some pompous self-celebrator given ample ironic room in which to parade his self-solicited hurt. Paul Fussell
You will have significant experiences. I hope that you will write them down and keep record of them, that you will read them from time to time and refresh your memory of those meaningful and significant things. Some may be funny. Some may be significant only to you. Some of them may be sacred and quietly beautiful. Some may build one upon another until they represent a lifetime of special experiences. Gordon B. Hinckley
They're a funny lot, suicides. I remember one man who couldn't get any work to do and his wife died, so he pawned his clothes and bought a revolver; but he made a mess of it, he only shot out an eye and he got alright. And then, if you please, with an eye gone and a piece of his face blown away, he came to the conclusion that the world wasn't such a bad place after all, and he lived happily ever afterwards. Thing I've always noticed, people don't commit suicide for love, as you'd expect,... W. Somerset Maugham
Stephen King quote: "Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny..."
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. Stephen King
The notion originated with Daisy’s suggestion that we hire five bath-rooms and take cold baths, and then assumed more tangible form as “a place to have a mint julep.” Each of us said over and over that it was a “crazy idea.”—we all talked at once to a baffled clerk and thought, or pretended to think, that we were being very funny... F. Scott Fitzgerald
Mario Puzo quote: "The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in..."
The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way. Against everybody. Mario Puzo
Small Man can be a very funny or a very tiresome Tour Companion, depending on how this kind of thing grabs you. He gambles, he drinks too much and he always runs away. Since the Rules allow him to make Jokes, he will excuse his behaviour in a variety of comical ways. Physically he is stunted and not at all handsome, although he usually dresses flamboyantly. He tends to wear hats with feathers in. You will discover he is very vain. But, if you can avoid smacking him, you will come to... Diana Wynne Jones
There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. Nick Hornby
Its funny but have you ever noticed that the more special something is, the more people seem to take it for granted? Its like they think it won't ever change. Nicholas Sparks
It's funny, when you're a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like you're on the fast train to Memphis. I guess life just slips up on everybody. It sure did on me. Fannie Flagg
Stephen King quote: "It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being..."
It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. Stephen King
Louis-Ferdinand Celine quote: "only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any..."
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Popular Topics

Popular Author