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Funniness Quotes (page 44)

Larry David quote: "I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm..."
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus. Chi McBride
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there. Keith David
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! Hailee Steinfeld
I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. Rachel McAdams
Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places. Paul Mazursky
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go. Gertrude Stein
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. Gertrude Stein
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. Gertrude Stein
Billy Mays quote: "It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm..."
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. Billy Mays
Billie Piper quote: "I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what..."
I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny. Billie Piper
Paula Danziger quote: "The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to."
The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to. Paula Danziger
Paula Danziger quote: "I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life..."
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. Paula Danziger
And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny. Jeff Daniels
The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we've ever done. The music that I'm thinking about putting on our next album. Charlie Daniels

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