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Funny Dog Quotes

Dogs are minor angels, and I don't mean that facetiously. They love unconditionally, forgive immediately, are the truest of friends, willing to do anything that makes us happy, etcetera. If we attributed some of those qualities to a person we would say they are special. If they had ALL of them, we would call them angelic. But because it's "only" a dog, we dismiss them as sweet or funny but little more. However when you think about it, what are the things that we most like in another human... Jonathan Carroll
Have you noticed how dogs sniff at one another when they meet? It seems to be their nature.- Yes; it's a funny habit.- No, it's not funny; you are wrong there. There's nothing funny in nature, however funny it may seem to man. If dogs could reason and criticize us they'd be sure to find just as much that would be funny to them, if not far more, in the social relations of men, their masters -far more, I think. I am more convinced that there is far more foolishness among us. Fyodor Dostoevsky
Because it's a brilliant Fim. It's funny, and violent, and it's got Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth in it, and everything. And a cracking sound track."Maybe there's no comparison between Ian sleeping with Laura and Reservoir Dogs after all. Ian hasn't got Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth in him. And Ian's not funny. Or violent. And he's got a crap sound track, judging from what we used to hear through the ceiling. I've taken this as far as it will go. Nick Hornby
Moby quote: "That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs..."
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. Moby
Jake Gyllenhaal quote: "It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee..."
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. Jake Gyllenhaal
Anna Held quote: "My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people..."
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. Anna Held
Eleanor Porter quote: "It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better..."
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? Eleanor Porter
What's so funny?" Bella mumbled."I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again."I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed."S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped. Stephenie Meyer
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh. Barry Sonnenfeld

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