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Funny Life Quotes

Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about... James Franco
Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs and all these Old Masters running around the inside of the Earth. Why do we have to learn boring stuff when there's all this brilliant stuff we could be learnin', that's what I want to know. Terry Prachett
Douglas Adams quote: "Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any..."
Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does. Douglas Adams
Elisha Cuthbert quote: "Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious..."
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Elisha Cuthbert
Philip Seymour Hoffman quote: "Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside..."
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. Philip Seymour Hoffman
Quentin Crisp quote: "Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the..."
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp
Stephen Hawking quote: "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Stephen Hawking
George Bernard Shaw quote: "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than..."
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw
[Simone Weil's] life is almost a perfect blend of the Comic and the Terrible, which two things may be opposite sides of the same coin. In my own experience, everything funny I have written is more terrible than it is funny, or only funny because it is terrible, or only terrible because it is funny. Flannery O'Connor
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else. Gene Wilder
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face Alanis Morissette
Where'd you learn to do all these funny things?' he laughed. 'And you know I say funny but there's sumpthin so durned sensible about 'em. Here I am killin myself drivin this rig back and forth from Ohio to L.A. and I make more money than you ever had in your whole life as a hobo, but you're the one who enjoys life and not only that but you do it without workin or a whole lot of money. Now who's smart, you or me?' And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars,... Jack Kerouac
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. Carol Leifer
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one`s an outsider looking on, it`s all such a bore. Graham Greene
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. Matthew Perry

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