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I said old Jesus probably would've puked if He could see it - all those fancy costumes and all. Sally said I was a sacrilegious atheist. I probably am. The thing Jesus really would've liked would be the guy who plays the kettle drums in the orchestra. J. D. Salinger
Michael Jordan quote: "I Own the guy guarding me"
I Own the guy guarding me Michael Jordan
Ernest Hemingway quote: "Eschew the monumental. Shun the Epic. All the guys who can..."
Eschew the monumental. Shun the Epic. All the guys who can paint great big pictures can paint great small ones. Ernest Hemingway
James A. Michener quote: "When this is over, I'm not going to be the same guy. I'm going..."
When this is over, I'm not going to be the same guy. I'm going to live as if I were a great man. James A. Michener
Roger Zelazny quote: "To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I..."
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago. Roger Zelazny
Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion. Janet Evanovich
Cher quote: "Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing..."
Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger. Cher
This one guy Roland was so weird that during sex his voice altered—as if he were a fucking alien—and he started talking like a baby in a bizarre high-pitched voice. He’d start screaming shit like, “I just want to fuck my baby! I’m your baby! Will you be my baby? Baby? Baby?” For one thing, he couldn’t decide whether he was the baby or the daddy. Make up your mind, freak. I had to force myself out from under him and flee the apartment undressed, clutching my clothes. Kathy Griffin
Walter from Microsoft catches my eye. Here's a young guy with perfect teeth and clear skin and the kind of job you bother to write the alumni magazine about getting. You know he was too young to fight in any wars, and if his parents weren't divorced, his father was never home, and here he's looking at me with half my face clean shaved and half a leering bruise hidden in the dark. Blood shining on my lips. And maybe Walter's thinking about a meatless, pain-free potluck he went to last weekend... Chuck Palahniuk
At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?" That was it. By this standard, Larry Bird, Dick Clark, and Andy Rooney. All handsome guys. Mindy Kaling
I seen too many you guys. If you had two bits in the worl', why you'd be in gettin' two shots of corn with it and suckin' the bottom of the glass. John Steinbeck
Amber saw getting infected as the ultimate commitment. Like her and the guy would be doomed to be with each other. Looking back, she figured a brush with death would make her really enjoy her life. Like she would feel more alive. Chuck Palahniuk
What saddens me most is that some poor woman out there has to be Garth's wife. And his three children -- oh, his poor three children. What a despicable human being this guy is. Benjamin Harrison
James Patterson quote: "What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all..."
What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do James Patterson
Meg Cabot quote: "I get accused all the time of having a bigmouth. But if you..."
I get accused all the time of having a bigmouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do. Meg Cabot

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