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Having A Baby Quotes (page 2)

Elizabeth Gilbert quote: "Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You..."
Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit. Elizabeth Gilbert
Anne Lamott quote: "Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst..."
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate. Anne Lamott
Baby, in a couple of minutes I'm going to rip off your god damned panties and show you some turkey neck you'll remember all the way to the graveside. I have a vast and curved penis, like a sickle, and many a gutted pussy has gasped come upon my callous and roach-smeared rug. First let me finish this drink. Charles Bukowski
Dave Barry quote: "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in..."
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. Dave Barry
Emily Procter quote: "Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly."
Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly. Emily Procter
Taylor Hanson quote: "Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other..."
Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. Taylor Hanson
'Baby Boy' is one of my favourite films, and Tyrese keeps telling everybody we're going to make a sequel. I mean, we have a story right now but we don't know where we're going to take it. John Singleton
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case. William Shatner
Nuno Bettencourt quote: "Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your..."
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. Nuno Bettencourt
Halle Berry quote: "Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious..."
Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious! Halle Berry
Paul Reiser quote: "Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the..."
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption. Paul Reiser
But for me, I knew that if I had a baby, I would have to take care of that baby, and I wouldn't have been happy with a nanny taking care of my baby and walking into the room and having my child run across the room to another woman. Stevie Nicks
Helen Hunt quote: "You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but..."
You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. Helen Hunt
If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old. Brian Littrell
There are legions of us, I realized. The mothers who have broken babies, and spend the rest of our lives wondering if we should have spared them. And the mothers who have let their broken babies go, who look at our children and see instead the faces of the ones they never met. Jodi Picoult

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