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Idiotic Quotes (page 13)

He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.(writing about US... H. L. Mencken
John Adams quote: "Ideology is the science of idiots."
Ideology is the science of idiots. John Adams
In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. Mark Twain
every idiot who goes about with a 'Merry Christmas' on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. Charles Dickens
You might imagine an uncharitable extraterrestrial observer looking down on our species... - with us excitedly chattering, "The Universe is created for us! We're at the center! Everything pays homage to us!" - and concluding that our pretensions are amusing, our aspirations pathetic, that this must be the planet of the idiots. Carl Sagan
In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French. I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language. Mark Twain
Steven Wright quote: "There's a difference between fishing and standing on the shore..."
There's a difference between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright
Carson McCullers quote: "while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world"
while time, the endless idiot, runs screaming around the world Carson McCullers
The only way to combat the murder that is war is to show the dirty combinations that make it and the criminals and swine that hope for it and the idiotic way they run it when they get it so that an honest man will distrust it as he would distrust a racket and refuse to be enslaved into it. Ernest Hemingway
Harry S. Truman quote: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican...."
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself. Harry S. Truman
William Shakespeare quote: "Life ... is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,..."
Life ... is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. William Shakespeare
Fucking shut up, you whining cow, you didn't mind spending the money!' yelled Simon, his jaw jutting again; and Andrew wanted to roar at his mother to stay silent: she blabbed when any idiot could have told her she should keep quiet, and she kept quiet when she might have done good by speaking out; she never learned, she never saw any of it coming. J. K. Rowling
And it occurred to me that what we professors think of as a 'brilliant student' is nothing but a student who is enthusiastically converted to whatever idiotic ideas we've been teaching them. Orson Scott Card
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Douglas Adams
All he had ever prayed for was the ability to catch outfield flies, in answer to which God had bestowed upon him a penis that was bigger than anybody else's. What kind of world came up with such idiotic bargains? Haruki Murakami

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