If Then Quotes (page 66)

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• feeling
• comforting
• buts

If my clothing does stand out, then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable. Shania Twain

• cartoon
• cartooning
• ideal

If I can finish a cartoon in 20 minutes, then that's the ideal editorial cartoon - it's to the point. Paul Conrad

• fashion
• fitness
• doing

If you're too big to fit into fashion, then you just have to do your own fashion. Vivienne Westwood

• good
• work
• feeling

If you try to breastfeed and it's not working, then you don't feel particularly good about yourself. Denise Van Outen

• thinking
• movie
• independent

If you think of movie studio executives, say, as society, then I root for the independent producers. Donald E. Westlake

• technology
• press
• backs

If we had had the right technology back then, you would have seen Eva Braun on the Donahue show and Adolf Hitler on Meet the Press. Ed Turner

• love
• madness
• mad

If this be not love, it is madness, and then it is pardonable. William Congreve

• thinking
• believe
• choices

If someone believes that living on benefits is a lifestyle choice, then we need to make them think again. George Osborne

• believe
• chance
• can do

If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all. Arsene Wenger

• time
• people
• understanding

If we do discover a complete theory, it should be in time understandable in broad principle by everyone. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people be able to take part in the discussion of why we and the universe exist. Stephen Hawking

• nature
• change
• focus

If, as is natural, you focus on the corruption and on those threatened institutions that are trying to prevent change - even though they don't really know what they're trying to prevent - then you can get pessimistic. Paul Hawken

• life
• tattoo
• understanding

If you can understand the inner life, then you can wear the uniform, the tattoos, or whatnot and realize that the things that are different about us become superficial. Ethan Hawke

• universe
• energy
• mind

If everybody thinks of something, then it will happen. Your mind is part of the universe. It is connected, you can use its energy. Yoko Ono

• running
• amazing
• film

If Martin Scorsese calls, I am available. And then there the ones, well, you can just run down the list - any of those Oscar-nominated films, they have amazing directors across the board. Timothy Olyphant

• look
• party
• she

If, however, you have richer pursuits in mind and know that no woman should be judged by how she looks - that everything she brings to the party is more important than the size of her arse - then refuse to be sucked into the never ending whirligig of self-doubting, self-hating madness that is stop-start dieting and crazy new exercise regimes. Arabella Weir