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If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer. It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . Lewis Black
Gerard Way quote: "If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty..."
If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. Gerard Way
If we would mend the World, we should mend Ourselves; and teach our Children to be, not what we are, but what they should be. William Penn
Peter S. Beagle quote: "If a man loved me, I would have talked myself into loving him,..."
If a man loved me, I would have talked myself into loving him, and I would have loved him very deeply after a while. Peter S. Beagle
Robert M. Pirsig quote: "If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful,..."
If someone's ungrateful and you tell him he's ungrateful, okay, you've called him a name. You haven't solved anything. Robert M. Pirsig
William Blake quote: "If you have form'd a Circle to go into, / Go into it yourself..."
If you have form'd a Circle to go into, / Go into it yourself & see how you would do. William Blake
If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should because you grade murder. You have murder One. Murder Two. You realize that there can be a difference in the level of murder. So there must be a difference in the level of perjury. Perjury One is when you're saying there's no Holocaust when, you know, 10 million people have died in it, and Perjury Nine, is when you said you shagged someone and you didn't. Eddie Izzard
...If at moments the facts seem to alter with an altered voice, why then you can choose the fact you like best; yet none of them are false, and it is all one story. Ursula K. Le Guin
Will Rogers quote: "If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. Will Rogers
Chinua Achebe quote: "If you don't like someone's story, write your own."
If you don't like someone's story, write your own. Chinua Achebe
P. G. Wodehouse quote: "If he had a mind, there was something on it."
If he had a mind, there was something on it. P. G. Wodehouse
Maya Angelou quote: "If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be..."
If I am not good to myself, how can I expect anyone else to be good to me? Maya Angelou
If a lover is wretched who invokes kisses of which he knows not the flavor, a thousand times more wretched is he who has had a taste of the flavor and then had it denied him. Italo Calvino
Judith Viorst quote: "If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to..."
If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me. Judith Viorst
If only I had thought of a Kodak! I could have flashed that glimpse of the Under-world in a second, and examined it at leisure. H. G. Wells

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