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Jackasses Quotes

Jackass: The Movie is great. I think it's in the tradition of physical comedy, which I'm really interested in. Its relationship to gravity, and how gravity acts on the body. Matthew Barney
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn’t any. But this wrongs the jackass. Mark Twain
You jackass. We're all going to die here. You know that, right?' Harrier said. Yeah," Eugens said shakily. '...Guess I might as well die here with you as out on the desert with a bunch of other jackasses. Mercedes Lackey
Stephenie Meyer quote: "Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!"
Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! Stephenie Meyer
But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. Cheryl Strayed
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself. H. L. Mencken
[He] was always here to offer cups of good clear Walden Pond, or shout down the deep well of Shakespeare and listen, with satisfaction, for echoes. Here the lion and the hartebeest lay together, here the jackass became a unicorn. Ray Bradbury
Stephenie Meyer quote: "You stupid jackass," Ian said."Who's got the crush on a worm,..."
You stupid jackass," Ian said."Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? Stephenie Meyer
H. L. Mencken quote: "Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses."
Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses. H. L. Mencken
Edward Abbey quote: "In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave..."
In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal. Edward Abbey
Ray Bradbury quote: "So the carnival steams by, shakes ANY tree: it rains jackasses."
So the carnival steams by, shakes ANY tree: it rains jackasses. Ray Bradbury
We like to pretend that our generous impulses come naturally. But the reality is we often become our kindest, most ethical selves only by seeing what it feels like to be a selfish jackass first. It's the reason... we have to get burned before we understand the power of fire; the reason our most meaningful relationships are so often those that continued beyond the very juncture at which they came the closest to ending. Cheryl Strayed
Atticus had urged them to accept the state's generosity in allowing them to plead Guilty to second-degree murder and escape with their lives, but they were Haverfords, in Maycomb County a name synonymous with jackass. The Haverfords had dispatched Maycomb's leading blacksmith in a misunderstanding arising from the alleged wrongful detention of a mare, were imprudent enough to do it in the presence of three witnesses, and insisted that the son-of-a-bitch-had-it-coming-to-him was a good enough... Harper Lee
Chuck Palahniuk quote: "More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!"
More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! Chuck Palahniuk
I know of no American who starts from a higher level of aspiration than the journalist. . . . He plans to be both an artist and a moralist -- a master of lovely words and merchant of sound ideas. He ends, commonly, as the most depressing jackass of his community -- that is, if his career goes on to what is called a success. H. L. Mencken

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