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Jello Quotes

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. James Patterson
Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed your back. Witches could sound like Katharine Hepburn and your best friend could try to strangle you. Smack in the middle of an orchid there might be a blob of jello and inside a Mickey Mouse doll, a fixed and radiant star. Toni Morrison
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. Anthony Bourdain
You are a major dimwit. Is your brain made out of jello, you spineless twit? A leaf? What do you think I am, one of those magical raccoons? I'm a concept, get it? Con-cept! Concepts and raccoons aren't exactly the same, now are they? What a dumb thing to say... Haruki Murakami
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels... Neal Stephenson
As I move along the line, other food items are plunked onto my tray: a small salad of iceberg lettuce and bacos, a slice of white bread with a pat of Hotel Holiday butter and blob of red Jell-O with fruit cocktail trapped inside. Instantly, I feel compassion for the trapped fruit. Augusten Burroughs
...my atoms, moreover, are arranged to make me constitutionally inclined to believe that where there's smoke there's usually strawberry Jello, seldom fire... J. D. Salinger
John Grisham quote: "It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is..."
It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting. John Grisham
John Candy quote: "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried..."
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree. John Candy
Diane Glancy quote: "Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold."
Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold. Diane Glancy
Candy Crowley quote: "I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O..."
I was born in the Midwest, where 'salad' was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods. Candy Crowley
Red Buttons quote: "Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in..."
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. Red Buttons
The three-pound organ in your skull - with its pink consistency of Jell-o - is an alien kind of computational material. It is composed of miniaturized, self-configuring parts, and it vastly outstrips anything we've dreamt of building. David Eagleman

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