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Jerry Quotes

Jerry Falwell said that the reason that September 11th happened, the reason that God allowed it to happen, was because of certain people in our country. People like, and I'm quoting, 'the pagans,' which is a motorcycle group. Feminists; he brought up feminists. [...] And I couldn't believe it, he said that God had actually talked to him and said, these were the people. That was the reason. It was those people, and that was the reason God allowed this to happen. And I thought, 'That's odd.'... Lewis Black
Jerry picked up the technique of visualizing the story as a movie scenario; and whenever he gave me a script, I would see it as a screenplay. That was the technique that Jerry used, and I just picked it up. Joe Shuster
Billy Wilder quote: "Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man...."
Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man. Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect. Billy Wilder
Al Davis quote: "Jerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried to..."
Jerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried to accommodate him the best way we can. Al Davis
Trey Parker quote: "Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize..."
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. Trey Parker
Hal Sparks quote: "Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of..."
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks
Bernie Mac quote: "Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but..."
Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. Bernie Mac
Jerry reversed the usual formula of the superhero who goes to another planet. He put the superhero in ordinary, familiar surroundings, instead of the other way around, as was done in most science fiction. That was the first time I can recall that it had ever been done. Joe Shuster
Jerry often says that Slam Bradley was really the forerunner of Superman, because we turned it out with no restrictions, complete freedom to do what we wanted; the only problem was that we had a deadline. Joe Shuster
Jerry and I always felt that the character was enjoying himself. He was having fun: he wasn't taking himself seriously. It was always a lark for him, as you can see in my early drawings. Joe Shuster
Tim LaHaye quote: "Jerry and I hoped that it would be a popular bestseller."
Jerry and I hoped that it would be a popular bestseller. Tim LaHaye
Lyndon B. Johnson quote: "Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same..."
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. Lyndon B. Johnson
...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says women aren't funny... Do you have anything to say to that?' Yes. We don't fucking care if you like it. I don't say it out loud, of course, because Jerry Lewis is a great philanthropist, Hitchens is very sick, and the third guy I made up. Tina Fey
If he had another brother he would call him. But for a brother he has only Jerry and Jerry has only him. For a daughter he has only Merry. For a father she has only him. There is no way around any of this. Philip Roth
We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry. Paul Simon

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