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Joke Quotes

Muhammad Ali quote: "Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all. Muhammad Ali
Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars. George Mikes
Milan Kundera quote: "Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the..."
Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry. Milan Kundera
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. Isaac Asimov
Marshall McLuhan quote: "Jokes are grievances."
Jokes are grievances. Marshall McLuhan
Novak Djokovic quote: "Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am."
Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am. Novak Djokovic
But a system made secure by the protective plating of humor and pretense always runs the risk of having its protection get out of hand. A relationship based on jokes invites jokes; jokes about anything -- and jokes about anything are now and then bound to cut too close to the truth. Ken Kesey
In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again. Graham Chapman
All right," said Eden. "After all, we've got to hide somewhere. And even if they move on a bit faster than we can, they'll still leave signs, won't they?"Yes, they'll drip blood and leave echoes of people laughing," said Timon in a dark voice. Eden looked at him apprehensively. But then Timon laughed himself. "Joking! Joking! Only joking!" he cried, and Eden nodded, echoing his laughter rather uncertainly. Margaret Mahy
In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine a joke; a long joke that's continually retold in an accent too thick and strange to ever be completely understood. Life is that joke my friends. The soul is the punch line. Tom Robbins
Mike Myers quote: "I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes..."
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. Mike Myers
It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes. Wanda Sykes
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. Jack Dee
Dave Attell quote: "I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I..."
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell
The Joke... Audience as reflexive cast; 35 mm. X2 cameras; variable length; black and white, silent. Parody of Hollis Frampton’s ‘audience-specific events,’ two Ikegami EC-35 video cameras in theater record the film’s audience and project the resultant raster onto screen - the theater audience watching itself watch itself get the obvious ‘joke’ and become increasingly self-conscious and uncomfortable and hostile supposedly comprises the film’s involuted ‘antinarrative’ flow. Incandenza’s... David Foster Wallace

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