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Joke Quotes (page 25)

I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in some PC world where no-one's allowed to say anything. Boy George
Martha Gellhorn quote: "It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due..."
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination. Martha Gellhorn
Sarah Michelle Gellar quote: "I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at..."
I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest. Sarah Michelle Gellar
Larry Gelbart quote: "Most jokes state a bitter truth."
Most jokes state a bitter truth. Larry Gelbart
The only people who live in a post-black world are four people who live in a little white house on Pennsylvania Avenue. The idea that America is post-racial or post-black because a man I admire, Barack Obama, is president of the United States, is a joke. And I hope no one will even wonder about this crazy fiction again. Henry Louis Gates
Brad Garrett quote: "My whole life, I've been telling jokes."
My whole life, I've been telling jokes. Brad Garrett
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning how to do certain things. Art Garfunkel
There's a glorious sense of freedom in comedy, just allowing myself to tell jokes, allowing myself to interrupt myself and tell old African folk stories that I made up - or didn't - and Jamaican stories. Neil Gaiman
Glenn Frey quote: "Some people, they just don't get a joke."
Some people, they just don't get a joke. Glenn Frey
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. Jamie Foxx
Megan Fox quote: "When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school..."
When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM. Megan Fox
Jim Fowler quote: "Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his..."
Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues. Jim Fowler
I used to do this big rant at the end of some gigs with Ben Folds Five. The band broke into this big heavy metal thing and I started as a joke to scream in a heavy metal falsetto. I found myself saying things like: Feel my pain, I am white, feel my pain. Ben Folds
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you. Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes quote: "A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it..."
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh. Wanda Sykes

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