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Joke Quotes (page 4)

Carol Burnett quote: "I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing,..."
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. Carol Burnett
Musician jokes are a kind of joke that usually have to do with how much money someone makes. Musicians are always starving, so they're really mean to each other about who makes what. Jackson Browne
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to help tell a story. I will not do something shocking for the sake of being nasty. If it's not hurting anyone's feelings, I'm in on the joke. Selma Blair
Don Rickles quote: "I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it..."
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke. Don Rickles
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.' Aziz Ansari
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. Mose Allison
Muhammad Ali quote: "My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest..."
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. Muhammad Ali
Robert Frost quote: "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy..."
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. Robert Frost
J. K. Rowling quote: "Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of..."
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats. J. K. Rowling
Julius brooded. He could see Julius despising the medical school of Pavia. Tobie said, "Nicholas managed the journey from Flanders all right. Deferred to you, joked discreetly with me, got on like a dyeworks on fire with the muleteers. Dorothy Dunnett
I guess you get all my money, I said. And I'm not even dead. I was trying for a joke, but it came out sounding macabre. Hush, he said. He was still kneeling on the floor. You know I'll always take care of you. I thought, already he's starting to patronize me. Then I thought, already you're starting to get paranoid. Margaret Atwood
The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation. Kurt Vonnegut
Margaret Atwood quote: "Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You..."
Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move. Margaret Atwood
Jules Verne quote: "A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so..."
A true Englishman doesn't joke when he is talking about so serious a thing as a wager. Jules Verne
Will Rogers quote: "I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never..."
I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like. Will Rogers

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