Make You Laugh Quotes (page 2)

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• time
• waste
• powerful

Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn’t a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality. Stephen King

• smile
• wonder
• wonderful

stand tall, smile bright, and let them wonder what secrets making you laugh! Dan Brown

• may
• greatness
• you me

And here now is a bit of doctrine that will make you laugh: Love, O Govinda, appears to me more important than all other matters. To see through the world, to explain it, to scorn it--this may be the business of great thinkers. But what interests me is being able to love the world, not to scorn it, not to hate it and hate myself, but to look at it and myself and all beings with love and admiration and reverence. Herman Hesse

• fashion
• powerful
• manners

the public will only stand genius in infintesimal doses, sprinkled with mannerisms and fashionable literature... A fashionable genius! Doesn't that make you laugh?.. what a waste of power! Romain Rolland

• ten
• likely
• hour

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour. Richard Pryor

• goals
• character
• play

The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal. Eric Stonestreet

• beautiful
• beauty
• real

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. Joanne Woodward

• people
• dark
• determination

People like her because she's like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry's always cross and then every time Luna comes in all the tension goes and she makes you laugh because she's so funny and really honest. I don't know how much I'm like her, there are some similarities but I'm more determined than her. Evanna Lynch

• good
• crying
• real

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry. Martin Landau

• pushing the envelope
• pushed
• wants

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. Rita Rudner

• women
• jokes
• perhaps

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be. Hank Azaria

• charming
• love
• look

You can dance. You can make me laugh. You've got x-ray eyes. You know how to sing. You're a diplomat. You've got it all. Everybody loves you. You can charm the birds out of the sky, But I, I've got one thing. You always know just what to say And when to go, But I've got one thing. You can see in the dark, But I've got one thing: I loved you better. Last night I woke up, Saw this angel. He flew in my window. And he said, Girl, pretty proud of yourself, huh?" And I looked around and said, Who... Laurie Anderson

• heart
• age
• sea

You take a straight tip from the stable, Cokey, if you must hate, hate the government or the people or the sea or men, but don't hate an individual person. Who's done you a real injury. Next thing you know he'll be getting into your beer like prussic acid; and blotting out your eyes like a cataract and screaming in your ears like a brain tumour and boiling round your heart like melted lead and ramping though your guts like a cancer. And a nice fool you'd look if he knew. It would make him... Joyce Cary

• funny
• thinking
• canned

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn

• learning
• attention
• crowded

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. Dane Cook