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Midget Quotes

Kurt Vonnegut quote: "Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows..."
Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks! Kurt Vonnegut
Groucho Marx quote: "That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus"
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus Groucho Marx
J. K. Rowling quote: "Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign..."
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry... J. K. Rowling
Louisa May Alcott quote: "Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those..."
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not? Louisa May Alcott
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man. Norton Juster
That goddam stunted, red-faced, big-cheeked, apple-cheeked, curlyheaded, midget assed, , google-eyed, undersized, grinning, buck-toothed rat!!" Yossarian sputtered.~ Catch-22 Joseph Heller
Expect nothing. Live frugally. On surprise. become a stranger. To need of pity. Or, if compassion be freely. Given out. Take only enough. Stop short of urge to plead. Then purge away the need. Wish for nothing larger. Than your own small heart. Or greater than a star; Tame wild disappointment. With caress unmoved and cold. Make of it a parka. For your soul. Discover the reason why. So tiny human midget. Exists at all. So scared unwise. But expect nothing. Live frugally. On surprise. Alice Walker
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the guys here. Blue jeans and a work shirt, salt of the earth, working man like yourself. Like they're somehow uncomfortable about being rich enough to sleep in a bed made of vaginas being pulled around the town at night by a fleet of gold-covered midgets. Warren Ellis
I would pore for hours over the stalls of worn necklaces, sets of gilt spoons, sugar tongs in the shape of hen's feet or midget hands, clocks that didn't work, flowered china, spotty mirrors and ponderous furniture, the flotsam left by those receding centuries in which, more and more, I was living. Margaret Atwood
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you up close, either. Janet Evanovich
I have finally taught Dean that he can do anything he wants, become mayor of Denver, marry a millionairess, or become the greatest poet since Rimbaud. But he keeps rushing out to see the midget auto races Jack Kerouac
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult things like drive cars, Jet-Ski, and lip-synch. I’m in awe of their little limbs, their large craniums, and their medicine-ball asses. I love the little baby steps they take while shifting their weight from side to side, and the fact that when you knock one over accidentally, he flails like a turtle on its back that can’t get up right away. Chelsea Handler
Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey you lot! Midgets! J. K. Rowling
J. D. Salinger quote: "That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was..."
That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in a cheap fur coat. J. D. Salinger
There's a Drunk Midget in My HouseAh, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid! Tina Fey

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