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Monkeys Quotes (page 3)

Mark Twain quote: "I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with..."
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. Mark Twain
Augusten Burroughs quote: "I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like..."
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water. Augusten Burroughs
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys? Richard Ford
He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. “Cool!” Hal said. Janet Evanovich
Flying monkeys?" the Gasman called out a guess. "Like in the Wizard of Oz?"It dawned on me then. "No," I said tersely "Worse. Flying Erasers. James Patterson
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty, and split them all. Then he lost his temper, scattered the peas in all directions and ran away Leo Tolstoy
No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake Chuck Palahniuk
In times such as ours, however, when there is too much order, too much management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. Tom Robbins
Terry Prachett quote: "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide"
gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide Terry Prachett
Denis Diderot quote: "Only one step separates fanaticism from barbarism"From 'The..."
Only one step separates fanaticism from barbarism"From 'The Monkey House', John Fullerton Denis Diderot
Doctor, I had never had anybody like her in my life, she was the fulfillment of my most lascivious adolescent dream? but marry her, can she be serious? You see, for all her preening andperfumes, she has a very low opinion of herself, and simultaneousl? and here is the source of much ofour trouble-a ridiculously high opinion of me. And simultaneously, a very low opinion of me! She isone confused Monkey, and, I'm afraid, not too very bright. Philip Roth
Janet Evanovich quote: "Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies'..."
Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.'That's my boy,' Diesel said. Janet Evanovich
I was the green monkey, the pariah. And I had no friends. Not just a few friends, or one good friend, or grudging acceptance by other misfits and outcasts. I was alone. All stinking alone, without even an imaginary playmate. Harlan Ellison
The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination. Terence McKenna
Elizabeth Bowen quote: "You must show him your monkey: I am sure he will like that."
You must show him your monkey: I am sure he will like that. Elizabeth Bowen

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